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Down and Out in Beverly Heelsby Kathryn Leigh ScottPublisher: Montlake RomanceRelease Date: March 26, 2013Genre: Contemporary Chick LitAdd to GoodReadsBuy Link: AmazonBook Description:Meg Barnes, a beloved actress for her role as TV detective Jinx Forgarty, has it all but thanks to her newlywed con-man husband, loses everything and ends up living on the streets of Tinsel Town in her Ritz-Volvo.This fun, light-hearted romance takes us into the Hollywood social swirl, but also delves into the gritty truth of what it is to be “homeless and hiding it” in one of the most glittering, fashionable cities in the world.It’s also a story of redemption with a “Thelma and Louise” twist as Meg, incorporating skills she learned as a TV detective, tracks down her fugitive husband and struggles to regain her reputation, career and friendships.
BOOK EXCERPT:
Excerpted from Down and Out in Beverly Heels by
Kathryn Leigh Scott, © Montlake Romance 2013
Actress Meg Barnes, homeless and living in her car, hopes
to spend the night in a safer place than parked at the curb of a local park for
the night. She needs a good night’s sleep because she’s got a job
guest-starring in a TV pilot.
I park up the street in a cul de sac off the
main road. Then, my overnight bag slung on my shoulder, I slip through a break
in a boxwood hedge. In the shadow of a sycamore tree, I pause, listening to the
sounds of the night. The lights are off in Marjorie Singleton’s house, my
benefactor tucked in for the night. I don’t know Marjorie well, though whenever
I voted, it was in Marjorie’s clean, spacious garage, her Bentley
parked on the street to make way for a bank of polling booths on election day.
I’m sure Marjorie, if she knew, would be only too happy to extend a neighborly
welcome to me.
It’s Wednesday: Marjorie’s son, who lives in Encino, is
home with his family and won’t stop by again until Friday afternoon, when he’ll
bring her Chinese takeaway. I know the rituals; I’ve watched Jake Singleton
come and go. This is a safe night, and all is quiet.
I follow the flagstone walkway around the swimming pool,
past the rose bed, and turn the knob on the side door to the garage. It’s
unlocked, as usual. Inside, I slip quietly along the west wall to the workbench
Marjorie’s long-dead husband built, and set down my carryall. I plug
my laptop and cellphone into a wall outlet to top up, then move through the
darkness to Marjorie’s Bentley. She rarely drives it anymore.
I toss my sleeping bag into the back seat. Tonight I can
pack in a good six hours and be gone before the gardeners arrive. On those
nights when I’ve had to spend the night in my own car, I remain fully clothed, doors
locked, windows open no more than a finger-tip wide.
Usually I find a spot on the street around Holmby Park,
the gates to Aaron Spelling’s mansion within spitting distance. Should his
ghostly presence be hovering above his former abode, I can imagine his
bemusement seeing me camping out a stone’s throw from his old bedroom
window. I still get residuals from his shows, blessed checks from repeats of
mindless fluff that pay my car insurance and buy me another month at the health
club. But those nights parked on the street, hiding under spread newspapers,
even with the tinted windows, are the tough ones, the only time it really hits
me that I’m homeless.
More accurately, I am without a home. I am not actually a
Homeless Person. I always manage to have a roof over my head, even if it comes
with four wheels and a dashboard. I’m not a bag lady, a bum. I’m not a thief,
though I suppose I’ve stolen a few pennies’ worth of kilowatt juice from
Marjorie. But the back seat of an old lady’s car is only temporary
accommodation, not Home, Sweet Home. I awaken too often in the night, dozing
more often than sleeping.
I slide my legs deeper into my sleeping bag and hug my
arms for warmth, trying to stop the rat-wheel of worry spinning in my head. I
am far from complacent about the fix I’m in, yet I manage to drift off in
welcome sleep.
Moments later—or is it hours?—I’m fully awake and
alert, every fiber of my being a listening device. What is it? What did I hear?
My heart bangs in my ears as I strain to sort out the sounds. The
irrigation system kicking in? A squirrel on the roof?
Hearing footsteps falling softly on the flagstone walk, I
slide free of my sleeping bag. Who’s coming for me? Who in hell knows I’m here?
My fingers close around a small can of pepper spray. I don’t even know that the
aerosol works. The container is old and I’ve never had occasion to test it.
The garage door scrapes open. A beam of light arcs across
the windshield. A male voice booms. “C’mon out. Now!”
… It’s my Margot Kidder nightmare, a
“caught-in-the-headlights” shot of myself disheveled, my arms clutching a
sleeping bag, splashed on the cover of a supermarket tabloid: “Former
‘Holiday’ Star Down and Out in Beverly Hills!”
Tears sting my cheeks. Wouldn’t the paparazzi love this
shot? Jinx, face puffy, mascara smudged, lurking in someone’s garage. I press
my forehead into my sleeping bag, recalling poor Margot, missing her front
teeth and in need of meds, cowering in someone’s backyard. What’s my excuse? If
I’m busted now, it’s the end of my job next week, the end of pulling myself out of
this confounding mess I’m in.
About
the Author:
Kathryn Leigh Scott is an actress, probably best known
for creating the roles of Josette DuPres and Maggie Evans, the love interests
of vampire Barnabas Collins in the cult classic TV show “Dark Shadows.”
Down and Out in Beverly Heels is
her second work of fiction. Scott wrote Dark Passages, a paranormal romance,
with more than a passing nod to the ‘60s soap and she appeared in the Johnny
Depp/Tim Burton film Dark Shadows last year.
Scott is currently at work on a sequel to Down and Out in
Beverly Heels.
To learn more about Kathyrn, please visit www.kathrynleighscott.com
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Sounds like a fun book- loved the excerpt! I admit I love stories with actresses/actors/singers, etc. Adding this to my list!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for hosting Kathryn today, Maria!
ReplyDeleteThis sounds really good - loved the excerpt!
ReplyDeleteI'm also on the tour for this book, and really enjoying it! =)
ReplyDeleteGreat review!